35 Slap Knee Funny Golf Captions for Instagram

Have a ball with this hilarious assortment of funny golf captions for Instagram posts! If you’re mad about playing a round or two, then you’ve probably snapped some enviable pics. Peruse this selection of golf quotes for Instagram to find the perfect words to articulate the moment!

Scroll down for some funny golf puns for your next Instagram post!

You don’t have to be a professional golfer to enjoy the local driving range or mini golf. In fact, everyone loves hitting golf balls with friends! So when you’re sharing your photos on Instagram, make sure to use some of our Topgolf-approved captions.

Funny Golf Captions for Instagram

“Just out here tryna putt my troubles away.”
“Fore! …Or was it five? I always forget.”
“Golf: the only sport where it’s considered a good thing to yell ‘fore’ and hit someone with a ball.”
“Golf: the perfect excuse to drink on a weekday and call it ‘practice.'”
“Golf: the only sport where it’s socially acceptable to wear plaid on the weekends.”
“Golf: the game where you buy a bunch of expensive gear and spend most of your time looking for your ball in the bushes.”
“Golf: the only game where the ball always lies, except when it doesn’t.”
“Golf: the only sport where it’s considered impressive to hit a stationary ball with a stick.”
“Golf: the only sport where you can accidentally hit someone with a ball and still be considered polite.”
“Golf: the only game where a good day on the course means you didn’t throw your clubs in the pond.”
“Golf: the only sport where it’s considered a good thing to lose your ball in a pond.”
“Golf: the only sport where a good score means you didn’t lose too many balls in the water hazards.”
“Golf: the only sport where a bad day on the course means you lost your temper, your clubs, and all your balls.”
“Golf: the only sport where you can spend hours on the course and still not get any exercise.”
“Golf: the only sport where the term ‘gimme putt’ is actually considered a legitimate strategy.”
“Golf: the only sport where a round of 18 holes can take all day, but you still don’t get to see all the course.”
“Golf: the only sport where a bad shot is still considered a stroke of genius if it ends up in the hole.”
“Golf: the only sport where a good shot is still considered a complete waste if it doesn’t end up in the hole.”
“Golf: the only sport where a good day on the course means you didn’t throw your clubs in the pond, but a great day means you did and you made it in on the first try.”
“Golf: the only sport where a round of 18 holes can be both the longest and shortest day of your life.”
“Golf: the only sport where a good score means you didn’t lose too many balls in the water hazards, but a great score means you lost them all and still managed to make it in the hole.”
“Golf: the only sport where a good day on the course means you didn’t throw your clubs in the pond, but a great day means you did and it was all caught on camera.”
“Golf: the only sport where a good round means you didn’t lose your temper, your clubs, or your balls, but a great round means you lost them all and still managed to make it in the hole with a smile on your face.”
“Golf: the only sport where a good day on the course means you didn’t lose your cool, but a great day means you lost it and still managed to make it in the hole with a smile on your face.”
“Golf: the only sport where a good day on the course means you didn’t lose your temper, your clubs, or your balls, but a great day means you lost them all.”
“May the course be with you.”
“Having a (golf) ball whenever I’m with you.”
“Putt, putt, and away.”
“Mark me down for a birdie.”
“I never stop thinking about golf.”
“Working on my swing.”
“The cutest caddy in the entire world.”
“Happiness is a day at the golf course.”
“You have to work a little, to (golf) ball a lot.”
“My doctors said I need to live on greens.”